Joke time

I saw this joke on Craigslist and just had to post it here

There was a retired Sailor named Jim who started his new job at WalMart 
after spending more than 30 years in the Navy.
He was an excellent employee with a superb work ethic. However, he had one problem...
 he kept arriving for work 15-20 minutes late each day. 


Since Jim was such a great worker, his manager really didn't want to fire him, so he decided to sit down with Jim to discuss the issue of him coming in late for every shift. The manager called Jim into his office and said "Jim, I think you are doing a great job here. All of the other employees like you, and several of the shoppers have put comment cards in praising your service. My only problem is you keep coming in late for work. Tell me, what did they say when you were in the Navy and you showed up late?" 

Jim replied "Normally they said good morning Admiral... Would you like some coffee?"